#ft some of my recent faves

[misakarose]

Gray Fullbuster in Fairy Tail ep. 88, "The Great River of Stars is for Pride"

[operationslipperypuppet]

hi! i recently subscribed to the pateron, and im a little intimidated by all of the extra content available, lol. in your opinion, what are some of the funniest short rest / dungeon court / mixed bag episodes to start with? (if anyone else also has their fave eps to share please do)

oh wonderful! welcome to the best stupid show(s) money can buy.

i’m gonna operate under the assumption you’re caught up on main feed eps but if i suggest a short rest for an episode you haven’t listened to, definitely hit the episode first.

these are just off the top of my head with ones i can remember what they are, i may come up with more later lol

short rests:

i think short rests 99 and 100 should actually be required listening for everyone, they’re fucking earth shattering. start there.

the one for 70 is stupid and reveals how they almost lost the episode so that’s a good one.

c3e22 has one of the most insane short rests in retrospect. and c3e41 also has a bonkers short rest. they talk about santa manscaping in your bathroom. the episode came out in august. i wept.

c2e41’s campaign wrap up short rest also is a good time and gives good insights on the campaign.

the short rest for the can they kill it is the origin of crabster. 77 has a rose before noon. 91 ends with jake saying something so insane it ruins me.

the short rest for caldwells frooze your own adventure also slaps. the wilson brothers are there.

the brussels hookup is another 8bbc short rest that’s so dumb and beautiful.

c3e54 has them all hyped up on too much caffeine after a mixed bag and talking about jumping off decks onto frozen lakes and landing on one boob and one butt cheek. i wish i was kidding. it’s incredible.

dungeon courts:

i’m mostly gonna highlight patreon dungeon courts with the assumption you’ve listened to the corresponding main feed eps.

king robert can klump ft. ally beardsley. the flintstones costume fun around the house. you don’t know what that means but it’s. something.

a little place called mangia’s. murph breaks down. caldwell loses it. jake turns to google.

yuncle ft. jasper william cartwright. rats ride loose and your yuncle is power hungry.

the video dungeon courts are great, you can see murph lose it.

bird jail ft. zac oyama. actually anything with zac oyama. it’s great.

table rattlers ft. jeremy cobb. i don’t remember what happens exactly but it’s great.

the dm’s judge ft. lou wilson and zac oyama. absolutely iconic bench on this one.

mixed bags:

mixed bag tier my beloved!! so many are so good!

the whole blazing babe chronicles. not enough people know there was a second hot boy summer campaign that’s available on the mixed bag. caldwell spills half a corona on his character sheet. it’s a dry july and the boys are Not on the same page about it. love is love is love returns.

the biggest loreser is new but damn if it isn’t impeccable. warning: the fred flintstone noise is fucking LOUD

all the taste tests (energy drinks, m&ms, and gamer energy drinks). jake tries an expired products. jake later forgets to buy peanut m&ms while emily decides she can taste what color an m&m is. murph gets hyped on caffeine and has to take a break resulting in one of the most insane short rests to date. listen to the short rest first, it’s funnier that way.

if you can listen to live shows, (the sound is sometimes challenging) i recommend those. great starting point is the melbourne one from last year, i laughed so much the first time i heard it. “i was a lurking actor. that’s a union job!” also the boston dungeon court did hit the main feed but started as a mixed bag and i was there so i want to shout it out.

emily’s winter solstice one shot!! brennan and siobhan are there and it’s creepy and truly so fun.

both dungeons and dragons movies. jake and emily gaslight murph. they talk about a truly terrible set of films. there’s someone called grape lady that is a highlight.

both spilltaculars. at times a bit cringe, but it’s fun to hear other people’s failures sometimes because then you feel better about yourself. plus they make up a judgement scale that is different every time.

spellcheck! the game show that’s kinda sweeping the nation. or was. it’s fun.

that’s long (oops) and all i can think of off the top of my head. if people have other faves, share them for new patreon people!

also, my last bit of advice is to join the streams if you can. jake’s stream is for the short rest tier and above and caldwells is for the mixed bag tier and above. they’re wild. we had caldwell drawing everyone in crocs for like 6 months (it’s arguably why we’re getting the jibbitz). sometimes you get tucker lore. (tucker, the fictional man jake’s wife is cucking him with.) they’re grand.

[1dcommunityficrecs]

Rec List: Aro/Ace Characters!

As someone on both the aromantic and asexual spectra, this category is definitely near and dear to my heart -- and I'm so excited for all the recs. We've got some old faves of mine, some that have been on my TBR for ages that hopefully I'll finally get to, and some new ones I've never heard of but am STOKED for now! Seven amazing fics, including girl direction, rare pair, and genfic options, from 2000 word short pieces to 100k+ novels.

As always, please enjoy, kudos, comment, reblog, show some love -- and get ready for the next category.

bambi legs by disgruntledkittenface (11000, Not Rated, Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson ) – fic post

Harry works at her family’s fabric store sometimes and always sells the most interesting fabrics to Louis. Louis is the wannabe fashion designer who keeps buying fabric she doesn’t necessarily need just to find a way to talk to Harry.

Reccer says: It's so sweet and comforting and absolutely nails the feeling of having a crush you're not sure is reciprocated but being hopeful. Harry is so brave and open and Louis is so warm and lovely.

California Sold by isthatyoularry (123535, Mature, Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson)

Notoriously closeted boyband member Harry Styles is famous on a global scale, meanwhile Louis, as his best friend, is back home in Manchester, living the typical life of a 24 year old. When Harry needs Louis with him in LA, a publicity stunt gone wrong changes their friendship forever.

Reccer says: I loved the fake relationship between friends & the shift between them

I'd rather you (hold me) by We_are_the_same (14195, Explicit, Zayn Malik & Louis Tomlinson) – fic post

Found family ft accidental baby acquisition

Reccer says: This author writes a ton of aro/ace fics, this is just the most recent.

What I Have With You (I don't want with anyone else) by Lululawrence (73530, Not Rated, Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson) – fic post

Louis is an asexual alpha, Harry is his aromantic alpha friend and possible roommate, and faking a relationship might be exactly what they need to get their families and friends off their backs.

Reccer says: Sus writes amazing fic to begin with, but this depiction of asexuality and aromanticism is absolutely incredible.

now you're in my life (I can't get you off my mind) by we_are_the_same (34274, Mature, Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson)

Harry is asexual but loves romance and struggles with accepting his identity. Louis shows him that being ace and loving romance don't have to be mutually exclusive.

Reccer says: You get to go through Harry's journey in accepting himself and then you have incredibly sweet Louis who's dying for Harry to give him a chance. This fic also made me realize I'm Ace, so there's that.

...IA+ by GateofMemory (2389, Teen, None)

The four times Niall came out to his boys as asexual and the one time he mighta come out to the fans

Reccer says: It's sweet and realistic and honest and emotional and proud and beautiful. I love the nuance of each character, each dynamic, each coming out, all distinct facets of the same truth.

Inner Crisis by Neondiamond (5510, General, Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson) – fic post

After coming out as ace doesn't go how Louis hopes, he calls a queer hotline to help feel okay again. And maybe falls a little in love with the kind voice on the other end.

Reccer says: Man this one just got me. Harry says everything Louis needs to hear, validates him and accepts him and celebrates him and believes him and it's just heartwarming.

[theriverbeyond]

salut!!! do you have any fave griddlehark au fics?? your taste is immaculate so i would appreciate the recs

omg thank u!! and YES i have tons of recs. I have started a couple of bookmark collections on ao3 for my personal favorite fics, THREE of which are about griddlehark!! As a heads up I only made them somewhat recently, and am therefore trying to catch up on my bookmarks backlog, so they aren't complete but I recommend everything in them :D

Griddlehark Modern AU bookmark collection (what it says on the tin, all fics >10k words) Griddlehark Canon Divergence AU bookmark collection (Basically any AU ft. griddlehark with canon divergence from any period in the timeline, including regular canon divergence & more drastic alternate paths such as Nova AU, BOE!Gideon, Her Divine Highness AU, etc) Griddlehark Misc AU bookmark collection (Any non-canon, non-mundane AU)

for specific fic recs, just off the top of my head:

Waiting and Better Days by badgerjaw (Griddlehark modern AU sickfic & hurt/comfort, made me cry (positive), really beautifully written)

I am one of the young women who was rescued from the Locked Tomb cult, AMA. by mintpearlvoice (formatted like a reddit AMA, funny but also angsty in the best way. what can i say but them <3)

literally anything written by @valancietrinit/valancytrinit, especially if you like your alternative universes with an angsty modern flavor they have some utterly FANTASTIC oneshots here, literally no words u just have to read them and experience it for yourself

hold you like a weapon by @gideonisms/GingerAlchemy (ballet fake dating AU with pitch perfect griddlehark dialogue and banter. holding them in my arms)

The Heart Is Hard To Translate by JustBeCos (BOE!Gideon AU, Harrow is captured by BOE and Gideon ends up guarding her. One of the most scrunchable Harrows ever, with SUCH a well written Gideon as well, tears my heart out with each update!!!)

Mors Vicit Omnia by @four-for-fidelity/WalkingDisaster (forensic anthropology AU that has me by the THROAT!!! in suspense, truly one of the Fics Of All Time, to me)

Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea by @neornithes/pipistrelle (MOBY DICK AU where the scions of the Houses are called by God to go on a Ressurection Beast hunt. Once again, truly one of the fics of ALL time, the way this fic re-interprets Resurrection Beasts, Lyctorhood, the River, and necromancy in general is just beyond fantastic)

[nyoomfruits]

hello!!

i just finished la douceur de l'ete... which, first of all, was freaking DELICIOUS i loved it so much, it was so so well written and cute!! and second, has blessed me w ik moet zuipen! which is now steadily making its way up my on repeat playlist lmaoo.

anyways, i just wanted to ask you if you have any other bangers like that song bc im a little bit addicted.

thank you so much!!! <3

i need you to know this ask is amazing and i had so much fun with this. i'm going to assume you're not dutch otherwise you would have never correlated ik moet zuipen with being blessed so here's a quick guide into dutch party bangers.

FIRST if you want songs that are literally exactly like ik moet zuipen i would recommend just looking through partyfriex discography. i dont want to call them a one trick pony but they do have a uh.. particular style i guess. specifically this year's collab with schorre chef & mc vals, klapt er op, which is basically just ik moet zuipen 2024 edition lmao

anyway if you're looking for more dutch party anthems, here's a very incomplete list of some of my personal faves:

ik ga zwemmen - mart hoogkamer

schultenbräu - donnie ft. chantal janzen

sterrenstof - de jeugd van tegenwoordig

per spoor (kedeng kedeng) - guus meeuwis & vagant

there's so much more but these are some of the ones i know for sure any group of drunk dutch people will very happily sing along. please note they do need to be drunk. anyway.

if you're looking for the more hardstyle vibes ik moet zuipen has unfortunately i cannot really help you as that is not my style BUT i did recently find this banger:

ben je geil of wil je een koekje? - beatcrooks, titt'n

(yes the title means are you horny or do you want a cookie. yes one of the bands name is dialect for tits. yes this is really is just dutch cutlure)

[einsatzzz]

*kicks in your door*

I NEED TO KNOW KANA'S TOP FIVE FAVOURITE SWEETS RIGHT NOW! PLEASE EIN IT'S FOR SCIENCE 🥺🥺 (it's not I just need to know because I'm noisy af)

sjsfjhsdvfhvsdfhvdsf Lix!!! As consolation for taking long to answer, here have a quick Kana sketch (ft. Hiyori!) 😆😆🫶✨ base from here

As for her top five fave sweets, it actually changes a lot but from what my brain has been receiving from stalking her in my delusions, here it is (in no specific ranking)!

◈Strawberry Parfait (or just Parfaits in general): She considers it a timeless classic, and one of her go-tos whenever she stops by on a sweets shop/cafe (either alone or with Kurumi). Kurumi loves ordering these too, so they often get to match their orders like this. Rosa even learned how to make one for them at home!

◈Cheesecake: Specifically the standard japanese ones that are light and jiggly (soufflé-style). She usually goes for this type when she's in the mood for something more subtle with its sweetness, rather than being overwhelmed. When they were still residing in Tokyo, there was this popular shop that people line up for even before the sun rose. Lining up was a pain and a waste of time, so she secretly bought that store. Now she has a stable supply of cheesecake delivered to her whenever she wants to have them.

◈Lava Cake: She likes cakes in general, but there's something very nice about this type of cake in particular for her. When you stab your spoon into it, the blood--- I mean the chocolate sauce just bleeding all out can be quite satisfying, you know? (...No...we don't know...)

◈Dessert Sushi: This is a recent discovery of mine actually! Besides sweets, Kana is fond of sushi as well. And she's not really picky with food and is open to eat anything, so I feel like this combination of two things that interests her would be up here as well. It's technically just sweets like chocolates, cream and fruits all rolled up sushi style really.

◈Chocolate Covered Creature: Rei recently gifted her a whole box of chocolate covered scorpions, as a token of their friendship (?). A few of these are probably also poisoned, but that's not really important. Anyway, Kana has been munching on them while working on some stuff. The first bite would be sweet, but suddenly your mouth will be flooded by bitterness. An upside is that no one else asks her if they can try it, so she has it all to herself.

Ok...except for the last one with scorpions, compiling this list actually made me crave or sweets hahaha Other ones I wanted to put here are the standard ones like ice cream, cookies, candies, etc. Especially the ones she can eat while working! But to be honest, Kana can just eat anything, I can put a top 500 sweets in the whole world link in here and Kana will be open to eat all of it. Just as the her eyes and heart are a void, her stomach is also a void. 🥰

[chikaras-garden]

what are your favourite fics currently? Fic recs?

Honestly getting this question is a massive compliment (because you trust my taste?? mine??) and I'm going to try to do as much justice as possible.

Not a comprehensive list, just some recent loves, ongoing faves, and fics I go back to again and again. Most include smut because porn with plot is my fave. If you're looking for a specific trope/kink/character, let me know and I'll go through my tags and ao3 for you!

I'm sorry if this is a little messy!

DC

Help Me Help You from @tetzoro's kinktober

@uc1wa's entire frat boy universe, but especially Dick and Roy

How to Disappear by @pluvialpoet

Saying We're Just Friends by @idyllcy

Mania by Erea (Ao3)

@xxgoblin-dumplingxx's gaslamp and weird kid AUs

Haikyuu

Dusk til Dawn by @mrs-kurooo

Starboy by @heavenlyakin

The White Knight by @doingitforbokuto

Cross Check by @kagelun

Bad Day, Good Day (not x reader) by MoraMew (Ao3)

Resident Evil

Hoist the Colours by @daydreamrot

Misc.

Size Difference (ft. Joel Miller) by @some-insomniac-writes

Faulty Test (ft. an incredible android OC) by @2kmps

Chiaroscuro (ft. vampire!Benedict Bridgerton) by @eleanor-bradstreet

Go with the Man to the Mountaintop (ft. Cullen Rutherford) by fereldenpeach (Ao3)

[fellow-travelers-fic-recs]

Fellow Travelers Fic Recs | Featured Author: April 2024

startagainbuttecup | @startagainbuttercup

Works in FT Fandom: 23

Most Recent Work: this time imperfect [M, 16K] 1986. Marcus arrives at Hawk's house and gives him a box. Marcus doesn't know that paperweight in the box is a time traveling device. Will Hawk change anything, given the chance? We'll see.

Longest Fic: this time imperfect [M, 16K]

Top 3 Highest Rated Fics: Just say you'll love me (Just say you'll love me alone) [E, 1K] What if Hawk came back to the Nomad and found Tim kissing that man?

Or some canon divergence from episode 3 "Hit Me"

if i have to switch the lights off, i wanna switch them off with you [T, 661] "I don't remember our last kiss," Hawk blurted.

Tim's face instantly changed as he parted his lips in surprise.

"The whole time you were there, with the doctors, I thought you were dying, and I couldn't remember when was the last time we kissed." Hawk's voice trembled a little. He looked at his lap. "There were so many, but I just couldn't remember the last one."

Or, a little scene after, "Did you forget that I'm a convicted felon?"

come home (i've lost the will to go on alone) [G, 767] 4 times Tim belongs to Hawk and 1 time Hawk belongs to Tim.

My Fave: this is the last time i'm leaving without you [T, 7K] After saying goodbye to Tim and promising him to not write, Hawk's finds himself in the future, 70 years later. Will everything he learns in 2024 change the past? It totally will.

Favorite quote or excerpt: He gave the letters that represent his name so he could pretend he gives himself instead. He wanted Tim to have a part of Hawk, the only part he thought he could give. So simple now, he thinks as he strips himself raw, and lays his vulnerable heart on Tim's hands, daring him not to destroy it.

Taken From: So simple now [G, 581]

Be sure to check out the author's other fics and show them plenty of love with your comments, kudos and reblogs after reading. Enjoy!

[kit-pix]

Drew some of my fave fits lately in some downtime last weekend ft a recent irl fit check 🦝💗

[magenta-somethings]

10 people I'd like to get to know better tag game! tagged by @magicalcreeks (its awesome seeing your username again :D)

Last song: jesus wrote a blank check by cake (i'm checking if i should add any of their songs to my kon-el playlist)

Fave color: take a guess. (… yeah. its magenta)

Last book: the myth of sisyphus by albert camus (lowkey, reading it has made me wonder if i'm an idiot. but on the plus side, i think absurdism could be an interesting lens to view batman/bruce’s philosophy through? maybe?) (<- brainrot means everything has to be about comics)

Last movie: sasquatch sunset; i admired what it was trying to do, but i don’t think it quite managed to pull it off

Last tv show: arcane s2 – watching it as it comes out with my brother!

Sweet/Savory/Spicy: sweet, if i'm being honest with myself

Relationship status: single but i’ve recently reopened the dating app (pray for me)

Last thing I searched: kon-el prime – to find the kon-el (prime earth) dc database page, to check what recent comics he’s been in

Current obsession: young justice (especially kon) & 90s/00s batfamily, but dragon age is doing its best to get a foot in the door lmao

Looking forward to: d&d game on monday!

Bonus topics

Favorite drink: chai latte

Song playing on a loop in your head: renegade (we never run) by stefflon don, raja kumari ft. jarina de marco (from arcane s2)

Current favorite character: kon!!!!!!! he’s my boy <3

Fun activity you would like to get into: cosplaying! i dip my toes into it every now & then, but keep failing to commit to actually making a costume

Last video game: dragon age: origins: awakening

Last comic/graphic novel: robin (1993), #103 (just need to get to 120 & then i can enter the teen titans (03) era!)

tagging: @rootbeerrex @taters-for-tots @garbageonion @myrkywater @so-much-for-cryptids @lucifers-favorite-child @tiamat14 @ax3faire @searchforahero @blackthornass (including some ppl i haven't interacted directly much with because, well, this is about getting to know people) (as always, no pressure)

[weeklyvocajournal]

Weekly Vocajournal #49 (14/10 - 20/10)

zddn and funifuni/Scapegoat-P have uploaded their old songs on Youtube! Check them out and give them some views if you ever heard their songs as reprints during the late 2000s - early 2010s era.

shu-t - Treasure every meeting (ft. MEIKO)

Meiko's birthday is still next month but we've got early celebrations since it's gonna be her 20th! Plenty of great picks under the readmore but I'm gonna feature one from a Meiko legend.

NAKISO - BAKENOHANA (ft. Hatsune Miku) [pjsk ver.]

Short, but my favorite of recent NAKISO releases. The pjsk crowd also seems to be having fun with their version so I've included it just because (Kaito does sound neat there! Would love to hear a full ver with him if it's out there).

zddn - cindere//a (ft. Miyamai Moca SV)

I've been a zddn fan since I heard blnk and blind on Crystalloid, so seeing them upload their old stuff and two new songs on top was a treat! Wasn't expecting a danceable RnB track from them, love the chill vibes.

DECO*27 - Neverland (ft. Hatsune Miku)

Hardbass wasn't something I was expecting from a DECO track but it works, as it usually does when he blends influences from other genres. Probably my fave of his recent releases.

Arc - fallin' (ft. KAFU) [flashing images cw]

Uplifting electronic rock song from what I think is an underrated producer. Their MVs are usually a nice watch, and this MV by Makino Sena is too if you can get through the flashing lights in the middle/end portion.

shikisai - Luxury, You and Cappucino (ft. Hatsune Miku, Kagamine Rin)

Speaking of underrated producers, here's another one! Their stuff is always high quality and this one is too. Chill and cheery pop with a cute MV especially for the mikurin fans.

Lemm - Platform 5 (ft. Hanakuma Chifuyu)

It's almost a year old but I just listened to it and think it's great. Maybe even the best thing I listened to this week. I'm always fond of their atmosphere, especially over a longer track like this that goes through multiple moods. Especially love the way some of the melancholic orchestral segment segue to more dynamic DnB sections. Chifuyu is a great vb to compliment their style.

Other Cool Stuff

hinayukki - Kokon Koukou // Seiseiruten (MEIKO20th Anniv. Edition) (ft. MEIKO)

Sebon - Knock, Retard, Steroid (ft. REML)

As. - 青雷 (ft. ROSE)

NILFRUITS - Muu (ft. vflower)

SLAVE-V.V.R - My love is hell thunder (ft. MEIKO)

ngethoma - 空在 (ft. Yuzuki Yukari)

Ncha-P - Ijime Bokumetsu (ft. Hanakuma Chifuyu) [Miku ver.]

MuryokuP - If (2024 Remaster) (ft. Megurine Luka)

MINO-U - History Story (ft. MEIKO)

Sekikomi Gohan - The Hourglass of Love (ft. Hatsune Miku)

lime - WEAPON (ft. vflower)

Re;TroK - Kitto, Daijoubu (ft. Hatsune Miku)

OkameP - Dancing on the edge (ft. Hatsune Miku, Mai)

niki - Radio Hero (ft. HARU)

[baltimorebullets]

i have been tagged by @raheemsradio to spell my username with song titles, at which point i realized that i got distracted by retro vibes and phonaesthetics from how long it is and how many letters repeat. nonetheless, i persisted ... some r longtime faves some r recents on repeat

b: boyfriend - tyler, the creator a: ARE YOU WITH THAT? - vince staples l: lifting you - n.e.r.d. t: tity and dolla - isaiah rashad ft. hugh augustine i: i like him - princess nokia m: midnight - james blake, lil yachty o: oh! frenchy - mosie r: rogue - cobra man e: easy to be around - diane cluck b: bulletman - paris, texas (origin of blog title + description !) u: URRRGE!!!!!!!!!!! - doja cat ft. a$ap l: levitate | untitled 07 - lamar, kendrick l: lovezone - rome fortune e: enough - cardi b t: too much - cryogeyser s: sex with my ex - provoker

i shall tag @leapyeap @sequentialprophet @joonball @novaknicks @hartpisces ... if u feel like it ... no pressure ...

[adriancatrin]

9 people you'd like to get to know better

Got a few of these & each one has slightly different questions, I'm just gonna combine them here haha. Thanks @erisenyo @chiptrillino and @isaac !

Three ships: zukka (ofc), andriel (lol), and... idek, i guess marichat (unfortunate)

First ever ship: first ship i remember getting into was spuffy (btvs) (i think i was like. 5) but first one i got involved in fandom for was frerard

Last song: "Common People" by William Shatner lolll. as much as that song is bizarre for existing (william by covering that song you became exactly the kind of person it's about), it's a real fuckin jam my god. the way it accelerates and the two voices get increasingly intertwined as it goes on is mesmerizing to me

Last film: I think Paranormal Activity a few weeks ago? I've been on a haunting kick. if anyone has good ghost/possession/etc recommendations i'd love them

Currently reading: went through a few more stories from Gothic Fantasy's Asian Ghost Short Stories collection, I've been reading it for ages but it's always a good time. of the ones I read recently my fave was "The Magnanimous Girl" by Pu Songling. it's super short but i loved the girl lol

Currently watching: just finished the Plagiarism and You(tube) video by hbomberguy (highly recommend), but more generally i've been watching a lot of Phasmophobia gameplay vids and streams (again, I'm fr on a haunting kick)

Currently consuming: just some black tea

Currently craving: shrimp lo mein mmmm

Sweet/spicy/savory: savory and spicy! over the years my tolerance for sweet stuff has gone way down

Last thing I googled: "excellerate spelling" 😔 the worst part is that i know this will happen again

Favorite color: my answer changes every time depending on what context a color is in, but most of the clothes in my wardrobe are dusty reds/merlots so i guess that's an indication it's my favorite? also an indication i'm fire nation

Relationship status: single

Currently working on: a zukka ghost story which, given my recent track record for finishing fics, probably won't see the light of day. also been doing a bunch of drawing studies of people kissing, for reasons. what i really should be doing is getting a job, but that feels like walking off a cliff, so I'm avoiding it

This is so long lol sorry!! I'm sure a lot of people have already answered one or many of these, idkkk @fanfic-gremlin-ft-trauma @ozais-lobotomist @transboyzuko @odorumeruhentokei @yayee-prsp @honeyedsunlight @somethingfoamy @haroldtea @sulkybender

anyone else who sees this pls feel free to take it! and tag me, i wanna see

[inevitably-johnlocked]

✨️when u get this u have to put 5 songs u actually listen to, publish. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)🎶✨️

Hi Lovely!!!

Ooo, fun! I do "fave song" asks a lot, so I'm gonna instead give you five songs I work out to ALL the time, since I recently started doing a bit more cardio at the gym to music (prepping myself basically to get back into doing classes again). HIGHLY recommend these if you want a good beat to lift weights OR do combat moves to!

Kreo - Burn for You: This one has a great poppy beat that is FANTASTIC for doing any sort of Cardio to. I like doing a Body Combat-style step aerobics to this one!

Plasma3Remixes - Ice Cap Zone (from Sonic 3 & Knuckles): Oh gosh, this one is PERFECT for doing power lifting to. I do my cling-and-presses to the "chorus" (which gets your heart rate up) and during the "verses" is when I do the dead lifts and dead rows. It's GREAT!!

Cash Cash – Mission One "Super Sonic Racing - Cash Cash vs Jun Senoe Remix": OH GOSH I LOVE THIS ONE FOR COMBAT CARDIO. Perfect length, and it's got distinct "separations" in the track to make up your own steps, but FUCK if I don't go HARD on the aerobics during the cardio!! Seriously, recommend this one for a FANTASTIC dance track!

The Kiffness - Ievan Polkka ft. Bilal Göregen (Club Remix): I LOVE this one for weights, whether it's doing any sort of presses or pulls. It's got a great tempo and it's SUPER catchy! This version bloody SLAPS HARD. Well worth ripping and putting on your workout playlist!

Scandroid - Neo Tokyo (Dance with the Dead Remix): UGH I tried not to add this because I have had it on a lot of my lists since I discovered it, but I CAN'T HELP IT!! This is a song that's perfect for either weights, power walking or combat moves, since it has the perfect length of Chorus to Verses, the PERFECT workout tempo, and SORRY but this is SO CATCHY, and literally ramps me up EVERYTIME I work out to it!!! Seriously, I feel like a beast after it, LOL.

AHHH this was a fun thing for me to do. I want to feel passionate about working out again, and the perfect workout music is SO important to me because it's what keeps me going!

THANK YOU!!!! I hope you guys all like the songs I selected too!!

And because I HATE picking people because I always feel bad if I miss someone, if any of you see this and want to suggest some GREAT music to us, please DO do this!!! I'm actually interested if any of you guys have some favourite workout tunes that I can add to my playlist! :)

[covetyou]

get to know me tag

thanks for the tag @palioom 😘

top three ships: legitmately none other than character x reader (digging, joel, frankie, dieter, dave, marc spector, and tess recently), and 99% of the time I see "reader" just as some random other person that isn't even me.

fave color: yellow 💛

last song: cobra (rock remix) - megan thee stallion ft. spirit box

last book: fiction was the green rider by Kristen Britain over a year ago. lots of NF since.

currently watching: on a Buffy rewatch. I watch an episode and walk on a treadmill like a loser.

current fixation: making pancakes (I've had to resort to making banana oat pancakes for the sake of my health). joel miller. frankie fucking morales, god damn.

currently working on: dieter x f!reader, cuck!joel and doing the last re-reads of tess x f!reader for tomorrows upload. SHOULD be working on whiskey x f!reader

country you want to visit: Scotland (I'm British with Scottish family yet have never been looool), Greece (I'm heading back next year), Norway in summer, New Zealand. so many others too.

(changed obsession to fixation because your girl has OCD and is having a shitty brain day and I kept thinking over and over again about my OCD triggers and habits instead of the actual question because loooool)

I'm tagging @sp00kymulderr @rhoorl if you folks want to partake :)

[jeeyuns]

Also pls do tell me more about shipwrecks in lake superior ⚓

ohhhhh it has its own coast guard!? like how badass is THAT. it's SO fucking big it needs a whole trained team to handle it? what a goddess i bow down to her. it's also so deep and so far across and has its own currents you sometimes forget you're not on open sea????????? wow. WOW.

i spent a lot of time looking in to lake superior out of all the great lakes. the surface is about the size of south carolina or austria??????? WTF! the waves can reach 30 ft tall in some parts????? are we sure the coast guard can handle her majesty????? it gets so cold bacteria doesn't develop well or at all at the bottom so shipwrecks and corpses are sometimes perfectly preserved!!!!!! LIKEEEEEE if you look at the list of shipwrecks in the great lakes, the list is HOLY MOLY

my fave though is the most recent The Edmund Fitzgerald, maybe because it was in 1975 and easier to document. it was a HUNK of a freighter and she and her 29 crew sunk in a freak storm 18km/11 mi off the coast of the nearest land point. the eldest and most seasoned men on the crew thought they could handle it because they had seen storms like this before. but NO. the last thing they radio-ed to land was "we are holding our own"

and mother superior was like BITCH YOU THJOUGHTTTT. she was overwhelmed and flooded by waves most likely, and was 'submarined' bow first by the cold embrace of the lake not long after that comm. RIP YOU FOOLS. thank you for listening <3